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10 Cringy and Laugh-out-loud Dad Jokes

Warning, fatherli can't be held responsible for the quality of these jokes. ;-)

1. What did the fish say when it hit the wall? “Dam!”


2. My daughter asked me to give her a scary nickname, so I called her “Debt”.


3. What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? “Where’s pop?”


4. Why can’t you trust atoms? They make up everything.


5. What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed? “Oh sheet!”


6. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!


7. What did one eye say to the other? Between us, something smells.


8. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!


9. What did the mommy ghost say to the baby ghost? "Don't spook until you're spooken to."


10. What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison!


Bonus dad joke:

11. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? “Supplies!”



Worryingly, we have more. If you want more let us know, otherwise share other jokes you know in the forum.

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